Monday, December 29, 2008

Sex in the City Bushes

Yesterday when Jingboy sent me home we decided to sit and talk for a while before going back. Turned out to be a pretty good decision save for the fact that this mainland middle- aged chinese couple were fucking (or whatever's related, im sparing the details) behind a bush about freaking 10m away from us. At first I thought they were just sitting there to talk-- until we heard heavy breathing, panting and low moans.

Oh yeah and she stood in front of us, zipped her pants and arranged her bra, then sat down and let the her horny counterpart put his face in her lap. I dont know what happened next (I DONT WANT TO KNOW FOR GOD'S SAKE) but something happened apparently because she stood up to zip her pants in front of us again. And when they finally went away, the guy was walking with a tell-tale limp.

Too broke for Hotel 81? Try the bushes. Seriously.

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